A Simple Solution to the Deflated Balls Situation

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Anyone who follows sports should know about the scandal surrounding “the big game”. After the Patriots played the Colts (and won), something was noticed about the balls. They were too light. Someone had deflated them by approximately two psi per ball. Balls that aren’t inflated to the pressure called for by the regulations are easier…

It’s like a snowman puked all over her living room

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If you think you’ve had a bad day, just remember, you could have forgotten to put away that 5-pound bag of flower before you used the restroom… Poor lady! Just remember, in this situation, it’s okay to call your husband and tell him he needs to take the rest of the day off to take…