Have you had problems with Windows Vista? Did you think it was related to software, drivers, or just a radically new security sub-system? Could it be that you installed Windows Vista without drinking its companion soda?
What? There’s no such thing as Vista Soda you say? How wrong you are! Straight from Washington it’s Vista Soda!
This Soda is made from only the finest of spring waters, carbonation, and essences from natural fruit oils and extracts. No, really, it says so on the can!
This one can contains 12 fluid ounces (355ml) of pure, wonderful, Vista Soda. Zero calories per serving (recommended serving size one can). Total fat (saturated fat, trans fat), cholesterol, sodium, carbs (dietary fiber, sugars), and protein: Zero grams.
Frequently Asked Questions
- Are you seriously selling this for $999 USD?
- I know, awesome, huh? I should be asking three times that, but I’m a really nice guy. Besides, that’s just the opening bid. I feel the free market should dictate the real value, don’t you?
- Nope, just Vista Soda.
- They’d better! It came out of a vending machine on their campus!
- Vista Soda is compatible with you. As long as you’re compatible with Mac/Linux/(enter your OS of choice here), so is Vista Soda.
- Only you can know that… any maybe your doctor. Seller is not responsible for incompatibility.
- Maybe, but deep down inside they’ll be jealous.
- Finely aged Vista Soda
- Unopened aluminum container with flip-tab
- Not guaranteed to increase stability of your operating system.
- Operating System not included.
- Shipped without refrigeration, please refrigerate for best taste.
- Refrigeration not included.
- Due to the consumable nature of this product, there can be no refund/exchange.
- Do not shake then open, that could be bad.