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I don’t like having my picture taken

Written by Joe Levi Published June 12, 2008 Discussion 1 Comment

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I’m a web geek, I rarely see the sun, I’m not what you’d call HWP… I’m not terribly large, but I could stand to swap some lard for muscle. Yesterday I got a disturbing email: Joe, we’d like to come and take your picture for the corporate blog. I’ll be by Thursday or Friday. Great.…

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Shirt with Gun printed on it Posed "Security Threat"

Written by Joe Levi Published June 3, 2008 Discussion 1 Comment

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File this under "we’re not making this up!" A man wearing a T-shirt depicting a cartoon character holding a gun was stopped from boarding a flight by the security at Heathrow’s Terminal 5.(http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/london/7431640.stm) Okay, I can see being suspicious about someone if they have a picture or phrase depicting a violent or offensive act, but…

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Geek Gang Signs

Written by Joe Levi Published June 2, 2008 Discussion Leave a Comment

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A guy from work sent me this… Geek Gang Signs… 1337!

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Best Team Names — EVER

Written by Joe Levi Published May 19, 2008 Discussion Leave a Comment

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Kid’s Soccer: The Red Lightning Fire Dragon Snakes Church Basketball: The Chinese Water-Chesnuts Rockband (auto-generated): The Fire Monkey’s

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Panhandlers

Written by Joe Levi Published May 7, 2008June 1, 2016 Discussion Leave a Comment

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I don’t usually support panhandlers directly. I donate money through a “501” religious organization that has a welfare program for those who are “down on their luck.” I also pay my taxes which has welfare programs out the wazoo. Most of the time these people have no valid reason to beg for money. I do…

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Packers to get a new Quarterback

Written by Joe Levi Published January 7, 2008 Discussion Leave a Comment

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satire, politics, clinton, hillary, hillary 08, election, deomocrat, democracy, activism, humor, funny

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Ebay Auction: "LOT OF POKEMON CARDS THAT MY KIDS TRIED TO SNEAK BY ME"

Written by Joe Levi Published December 3, 2007 Discussion 1 Comment

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Some times I just can’t help but pass on something humorous… and I know just how this lady feels… I’m selling a bunch of Pokemon cards. Why? Because my kids sneaked them into my shopping cart while at the grocery store and I ended up buying them because I didn’t notice they were there until…

Testimonials

Joe Levi, absolute integrity & willingness to work hard

As a member of the State Central Committee of the Utah Republican Party and the Executive Committee of the Davis County Republican Party, I have worked closely with Joe Levi. The things that stand out to me about Joe are his absolute integrity and his willingness to work hard and do the best job possible. I highly recommend him.

Janice Legler, Member of the State Central Committee

Utah Republican Party

Joe Levi has won my “Personal Hero of the Day” award

Joe Levi has won my “Personal Hero of the Day” award in recognition of his hard work and for his Totally Awesome attitude.

“Superdell” Dell Schanze, Founder

Totally Awesome Computers

Joe Levi is a detailed oriented individual

Joe Levi is a detailed oriented individual with a keen eye on the future of web development as well as all things tech. Joe has great communication skills and knows how to keep on a project until complete. Joe grasps old- and new-technology quickly, and is not afraid to face a challenge. Challenges are not only a learning experience but found as a great adventure. The knowledge and skills Joe has make him a perfect candidate for any position he gets the opportunity to tackle.

Mike Dopp, Senior System Administrator

Sorenson Communications

Joe Levi is organized and task oriented

I had the pleasure of working with Joe Levi while at Totally Awesome Computers. Joe has always been organized and task oriented. He has great follow through and knows how to get things done. He has great time-management skills and always is thinking outside of the box. If there is anything you need that Joe fits the bill for then do not hesitate in asking him to work on your project. I hope that I will have the opportunity to work with him again.

Rick McMullen, Documentation Specialist

GE Healthcare

Joe Levi is great at being detailed & organized

Joe Levi was an incredible part of the Totally Awesome Computers team. He excelled above and beyond in everything he touched. Not only would Joe complete an assigned project perfectly, but he would improve the way it was to be done the next time. Joe was great at being detailed and organized. He was fun to work with and in my opinion was underutilized. I would hire Joe again because of his expertise, willingness to learn, ability to excel, and great attitude.

Bruce Hacking, CPA and Business Consultant

Hacking CPA and Associates LLC

Joe Levi is tremendously valuable

Joe quickly identified the issues and needs of my growing company and designed and executed effective solutions. His grasp of technology and the customer-facing aspects of the business were expert and he offered tremendous value to my company and contributed to its growth.

Mark Houskeeper, President

MagHolder LLC

Joe is a man of Great Character

I have known Joe for several years. We worked together as officers in a political party. Joe is a man of Great Character. He is intelligent, articulate and very respected by many. I highly recommend him for any opportunity.

Phillip C. Wright, Vice President

Bank of Utah

Joe is a solid, long-term, foundational team member

Thank you for being one of the team’s solid, long-term, foundational members. Your technical vision and direction have guided us around the potholes and away from the cliffs for years.

Steve Clegg, Software Development Manager

Lifetime Products

Joe Levi is able to work under difficult conditions

As Joe Levi’s colleague in the MIS department at Lifetime Products, I saw his talent for web development first-hand. Joe is quick to find technologies that deliver results to his customers and is personable and friendly with them. I can also vouch for work Joe has performed on the IS&T department website for Weber State University. Joe is able to work under difficult conditions to achieve a quality product his customers are happy with.

Brett Clyde, Senior Database Administrator

Docutech

Joe Levi is a terrific manager

Joe Levi was a terrific manager while at Totally Awesome Computers. His management skills were outstanding in interactions with customers and employees. Joe was always ready for a challenge and frequently exceeded expectation. While at Totally Awesome he worked in many capacities and excelled in each. In one capacity, as RMA manager, he dropped the RMA inventory by 50% and turned over $50,000 in damaged inventory into usable inventory in one month. The processes and policies he began while in that position saved the company many thousands of dollars every month.

Brad Hintze, Senior Director

Control4

Joe Levi is passionate about Web technology

Joe Levi is passionate about Web technology. He studies and knows how to implement websites that are standards-compliant and cross-browser consistent. Joe has an understanding of CSS and other markup languages that are encyclopedic in breadth and depth. He puts effort into continually updating his skills and knowledge.

Duane Koford, Software Development Manager

Leidos

Joe Levi is consistent in his dedication and commitment

Joe Levi as an outstanding candidate for employment with your company. While employed at B/O/W/G Advertising, Joe was very consistent in his dedication and commitment to our company. He performed his job responsibilities admirably and competently. He was very proficient in his technical skills and was able to identify many new opportunities to improve our technical processes.

Eric Weight, VP Solutions Consulting

MaritzCX

Joe Levi is the go-to guy for all things HTML & CSS

Joe is the go-to guy for all things HTML and CSS, and he loves to teach people what he knows. He is passionate about technology and is always trying out new things. Joe believes in other people and helps them attain their goals. I credit him with my success in mobile development.

Bryan Hadlock, Full Stack Developer

Mindfire Technology

Joe Levi is a take-the-bull-by-the-horns, no-nonsense co-worker

Joe Levi is a take-the-bull-by-the-horns, no-nonsense co-worker. I really enjoyed the time we worked together and hope to have the opportunity again in the future. He always jumped in with both feet and had an excellent attitude. He would be an asset to any organization fortunate enough to hire him.

Terry Musser, Dell EMC Senior Analyst, Enterprise Technical Services

Dell EMC

Joe Levi: Professionally Recommended

I have known Joe Levi for the better part of eight years and have followed his career for about the last five years. Not only do I consider him as a friend but I recommend him professionally.

Bruce Hunt, Senior Project Manager

AEC

Joe Levi goes above & beyond

I was very pleased with the work Joe Levi did for me and my company. He went above and beyond for us by bringing different views and ideas that we were able to implement that we had not thought of ourselves.

Carl Albright, Owner

Gun Dudes LLC