A moment to ponder…

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  • Birds of a feather flock together and then poop on your car.
  • A penny saved is a government oversight.
  • The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
  • The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.
  • The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
  • He who hesitates is probably right.
  • Did you ever notice the Roman Numerals for forty (40) are  XL.
  • If you think there is good in everybody, you haven’t met everybody. 
  • If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
  • The sole purpose of a child’s middle name is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble.
  • There’s always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it.  For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don’t hurt.
  • Did you ever notice when you put the words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs”
  • Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
  • The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
  • Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know why I look this way.  I’ve traveled a long way and some of the roads weren’t paved.
  • When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your youth, think of Algebra.
  • You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.
  • One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young.
  • Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.

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