Tales From a Computer Guy: “It Won’t Turn On!!!”

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I used to work for the now-defunct Totally Awesome Computers. This was a chain of local computer sales/repair shops in Northern Utah. What made us stand out from the competition were our high-quality, name-brand-component computers we sold under our own brand – oh, and the slightly nutty owner/local celebrity who went by the name of…

Dell Schanze: Candidate for Governor, Idiot for Life

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My former boss, Dell Buck Schanze (of the late Totally Awesome Computers) is making a run for Utah’s Governor on the Libertarian ticket. He’s recorded an auto-dialer message that’s reportedly going out to 2,500 people daily. In this recording he calls Utah’s Governor Hunstman an “anti-Christ socialist.” Don’t take my word for it, listen for…