The Dangers of Bread

April 19th, 2005 by Joe Levi

Via B.S. Wheatberry , bread is very dangerous!! Here is an excerpt of some of the astounding findings concerning this much-too-common foodstuff.

  • More than 98 percent of convicted felons are bread users.
  • Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized test.
  • More than 90 percent of violent crimes are committed within 24 hours of eating bread.
  • Primitive tribal societies that have no bread exhibit a low incidence of cancer, Alzheimer’s, Parkinson’s disease, and osteoporosis.
  • Bread has been proven to be addictive. Subjects deprived of bread and given only water to eat begged for bread after as little as two days.
  • Newborn babies can choke on bread.
  • Bread is baked at temperatures as high as 400 degrees Fahrenheit! That kind of heat can kill an adult in less than one minute.
  • Most American bread eaters are utterly unable to distinguish between significant scientific fact and meaningless statistical babbling.

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