Apr
21
2005
Got the time?
Via home.tiscali.nl, here’s an interesting idea for a clock.
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Apr
19
2005
The Dangers of Bread
Via B.S. Wheatberry , bread is very dangerous!! Here is an excerpt of some of the astounding findings concerning this much-too-common foodstuff.
- More than 98 percent of convicted felons are bread users.
- Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized test.
- More than 90 percent of violent crimes are committed within 24 hours of eating bread.
- Primitive tribal societies that have no bread exhibit a low incidence of cancer, Alzheimer’s, Parkinson’s disease, and osteoporosis.
- Bread has been proven to be addictive. Subjects deprived of bread and given only water to eat begged for bread after as little as two days.
- Newborn babies can choke on bread.
- Bread is baked at temperatures as high as 400 degrees Fahrenheit! That kind of heat can kill an adult in less than one minute.
- Most American bread eaters are utterly unable to distinguish between significant scientific fact and meaningless statistical babbling.
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Apr
18
2005
Perspective: Firearm Fatalities
If you consider that there have been an average of 160,000 troops in theater during the last 22 months, that gives a firearm death rate of 60 per 100,000.
The rate in the District of Columbia is 80.6 per 100,000.
That means that you are more likely to be shot and killed in our Nation’s Capitol (which has some of the strictest gun control laws in the nation, if not the world) than you are in Iraq.
Conclusion: We should immediately pull out of Washington, D.C.
— Bob Crunk
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