Yearly Archives: 1999

You will be missed, Payne

Golf-great Payne Sewart is dead in a tragic plane crash. You will be missed, Payne.Tweet

Hudsucker Proxy

Following the precedent set in the Hudsucker Proxy, today I applied for the CEO/President position that has become open at Iomega Corporation.Tweet

It Must Have Been the Guns

Paul Harvey read this on his radio show: For the life of me, I can’t understand what could have gone wrong in Littleton, Colorado. If only the parents had kept their children away from the guns, we wouldn’t have had such a tragedy. Yeah, it must have been the guns. It couldn’t have been because [...]

Liar, Liar

It has been one year ago today that President Clinton admitted to the nation that he had an “inappropriate” and “wrong” relationship with Monica Lewinsky. This admission came after 7 months of denial: “I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Ms. Lewinsky…” Yeah, right. Liar.Tweet

SETI@home

We have now completed over 130 data units for the SETI@Home Project.Tweet